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That's the official International Sign system imagine for in-the-butt.
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You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
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We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
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Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
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Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
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Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
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The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
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This is the real afterlife.
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I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
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Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
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You'd think working in the fellatio building would be exciting, but it's mostly paperwork and meetings.
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It suddenly became intersection of sex and technology week?
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Kicking myself for not having AI balloons in the SMBC store right this second.
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Based on a conversation with Phil Plait, whom I wish to associate with the above subject.
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Okay, but you should see the thing that gets 2 minutes.
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The only downside is you have to go in every six months to get spun up.
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Favorite fun fact from researching A City on Mars was how ASTP in 1975 had to have androgynous docking so nobody was the girl spaceship.
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Greatest votey panel of my life.
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It's okay, nobody finished the first book anyway.
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