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There was a discussion on patreon about whether pix or pics is appropriate and I stand by my choice.
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Deontology, as is well-known, says you should feed the flame of Gornak with the flesh of man.
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You are hereby banished from the Internet.
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Massive eternal regret for deciding evolution had elaborate speech bubbles.
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Speaking of vices, he's available to hang this morning.
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I wonder if anyone's dropped a 20 at an economics conference to see if nobody touches it.
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This happens roughly 4 times a week.
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Really if you can use the automation to increase productivity, you can just afford better city defenses.
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A patreon subscriber asked why the speech bubbles don't slowly become crabs and I'm kicking myself no.
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Cetaceans evolved because they wanted to do it in the water, secretly.
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Ha! You wouldn't believe how despair crept over your eyes like a living shadow!
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Unprompted, they will walk into a cafe and pretend they have important business to do.
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Hope this isn't confusing to the Swedish people who can already translate that bubble.
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Later the human has an existential tantrum so they take away its ice cream for a week.
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I don't know if anyone else likes the etymology jokes, but I am here for me.
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Prints are available if you want this for your future cell.
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You ever think about how many STDs would go down with us if there were an AI apocalypse?
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This is also why he keeps letting Robin get killed.
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All I'm saying is according to quantum mechanics there's SOME chance a duck explodes because you thought about it.
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Panel 7 is the actual epitaph.
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