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Really she should awaken after three dates have gone very well.
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If you're having trouble, he's roughly in the middle of the page.
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Whenever I explain this to someone the only responses are amazement and being unable to fathom why anyone would care.
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There needs to be a meta-app that just takes all the apps and converts them back into Internet.
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This works great on children too.
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Reading astrobiology ruined the universe for me.
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Every time I see this it takes me a minute to realize it isn't an insult.
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And don't even start in on liquor-cake.
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The weirdest part is the eloquent baritone voice.
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I will, of course, posthumously occupy half the English Canon with my boner jokes.
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Somehow it became God week on SMBC.
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Really, without the heart medication and microplastics you don't get the proper terroire.
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Thank you to the three of you who enjoyed this reference.
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If we survive long enough, most of the atoms in everyone's body will have at some point been involved in a murder.
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This is the humiliation fetish planet.
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Who's a morally relativist boy? It's you!
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Six dimensions is OK, but 7+ is for freaks.
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Next he kicks the robot, and it moans in pleasure.
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You could also do history by unboxing artifacts.
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Later he awkwardly buys a beer and pours it down his shirt.
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