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The arts of course existed before Aristotle was wrong about them.
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But you should see what happened to the first-born.
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I wonder if any supervillains read Nudge?
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It's at its best when it interrupts a speech every twelve syllables.
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On the plus side we can harvest them so future Martians can have microbeads in their soap.
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You ever feel bad for cartoon character graves, which just have first names and no dates?
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Works great with the broader SMBC clown canon.
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Patreon subscriber Ivan points out that effectively his whole life became a football pull. I wonder if Lucy is watching from a distance.
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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.
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Written in a state of harnger.
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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.
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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.
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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.
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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.
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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.
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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.
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Sawwy!
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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.
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The characters in the comic are, however, absolutely in a simulation.
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Hoping the Welsh isn't lol.
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