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Unfortunately the driver drowns so it's a moral stalemate.
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However they're slow because many of them have no appendages.
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Hoping I can get a duchy after the robot revolution.
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Hoping to be able to rematerialize your loved ones after the next funding round.
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I have never once had a popular platonism joke but I WILL NOT STOP
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It makes sense if you hear it but don't think about it.
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SMBC is a comic about mathematics, philosophy, literature, and science.
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Some people bulk up by eating 12 small bird-cells, but they are weak.
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Every time I tell a joke about ads targeting men for being weak I wonder if I'm the only one who's being targeted.
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This is actually the answer to most Zen koans.
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'How dare you politicize this tragedy' works in literally any context. In fact, if anyone sends hatemail, it's going to be my response.
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Please make sure to buy all smbc products before deciding to tune out of consumer culture.
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Despite being linked from SMBC, I'm told the show is family-friendly.
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To be included in the forthcoming Psychologically Abusive Halloween collection.
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I am prepared for your call Hollywood. It's time.
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That's where he pushes the robot into the sea.
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Butt-cream is in fact universal, for a sufficiently wide definition of butt.
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I expect this comic to be amusing until roughly 2029.
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The best part of the book is his descriptions of Freud fainting because Jung didn't believe sex was the cause of everything.
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It's literally not even close. Look at the unlabeled graph.
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