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No other creature gives itself Latin names. We are unique!
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The hardest part is that he has to keep a lantern in there for good lighting.
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Leave before I throw my collection of wigs at you!
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If you'd like one of the badges in the bonus panel, please just attend one of the yacht meetings.
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If we all live by metaphors, all you have to pick is the stupidest metaphor you can find.
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Anyone taking this comic out of context will be sent a prize.
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One of the most reassuring thoughts I've ever had is that the day I die, there will be some young person in my family comparing it to the loss of a hamster.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Connection

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Time for a factory reset.
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Somehow it came the week of jokes about dissociating from reality with VR.
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The eyelashes suddenly appear as part of a rapid transition to being an anime character.
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A little microecon is okay. On weekends.
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This could be the greatest school play of all time if anyone out there had the guts to do it.
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Having enough support that you can insist on four years to research a topic before presenting a book is of course down to all of you over all these years. It is daily appreciated.
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Mmmm, fully frontal prudity.
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Wishing Derek Parfit were still around to roll his eyes at this.
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Slightly regretting that he didn't also take the guy's coat.
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Later he deletes this simulation of his girlfriend simulating her breaking up with him.
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I've been doing experiments on this using the massive spotlight I keep on my penthouse apartment.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Maximization

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Sorry for the missed updates. I'll be doing a few extra to catch up.
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Interestingly, SMBC is in fact an erotic fertility behavior.
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