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Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting.
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I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome.
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Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!'
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Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine.
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Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours'
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There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter.
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The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems.
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Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram.
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The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink.
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And the brain can be made into a fancy candlewax!
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This will be a lot funnier in the year 2072.
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How did it accidentally become depressing comic week?
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This will be in the compendium of SMBC etymology jokes, volume 8.
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He wakes up and the first thing he does is insist that professional grade ninja stars are an investment.
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We could make it even more informative by adding location and season.
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Another year?
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God then says he's glad they remain virgins.
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Really every theorem should either describe what it does or have ten thousand names, chained by hyphens, going back to an early hominid named Garg.
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I found something lazier than graph jokes!
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Choco-beefs are of course inferior to beef-tensors.
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The law showed no moooorcy.
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