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Currently reading through this stuff and the How To Live Your Life parts are like footnotes to page upon page of incorrect physics.
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf was steadily making the discourse so befogged with mendacity that in the grim final moment the villagers wouldn't even believe their own eyes and ears.
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There, another philosophical conundrum solved in 4 panels.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Management

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I feel like if prayers came with a token fee people would consume a lot less.
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The problem with college students these days is [insert any topic you wish to talk about]
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The avocado of not being such a dick would've been nice as well.
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At zero stars, you just get flooded.
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At least she holds back how the heat death is pointless and without meaning!
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You are all impure now!
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Honestly, I don't know why we allow people to dope via exceptional genetics.
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According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang verb form of cock is attested in English as early as 1450 and in specifically Scottish sources by 1768. All I can figure is Macdonald was such a 'grandma' to use Tolkien's insult, that he either didn't know or couldn't imagine people taking it in a prurient way.
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Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably, because it can't be me because there is no such entity!
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If only you had artificially increased inequality, you wouldn't have technically violated the rules.
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His pall Quantum Quail insists that even if history is a random process it wouldn't permit free will.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Understand

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Okay SOME of the comics are autobiographical.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Propaganda

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For the record, this was written ages ago please please don't go crazy in the comments.
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-Albert Einstein
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I'm imagining a large number of economists briefly considering then deciding against hanging this in the office.
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Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers who talk about letting go of attachments didn't have families?
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This is me on bluesky.
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