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In devastating news, I was informed by patreon subscribers after this comic was complete that there is a Dutch town named Winkle, permitting a Winkle Winkle-Winkle Winkel Winkle Winkel Winkel.
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Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at producing ways to drop out of reality through technology?
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Personally, I want to be murdered by my own creation, not someone else's.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Origin Story

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Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL job.
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This is why I went into online boner-jokes.
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If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks.
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Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began.
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See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a mug.
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You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead, try.
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The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number.
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Just kidding, that's the last human being. The robot takes him out for walks once in a while.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Performance

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Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days late.
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