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In devastating news, I was informed by patreon subscribers after this comic was complete that there is a Dutch town named Winkle, permitting a Winkle Winkle-Winkle Winkel Winkle Winkel Winkel.
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Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at producing ways to drop out of reality through technology?
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Personally, I want to be murdered by my own creation, not someone else's.
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Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL job.
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This is why I went into online boner-jokes.
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If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks.
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Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began.
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See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a mug.
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You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead, try.
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The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number.
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Just kidding, that's the last human being. The robot takes him out for walks once in a while.
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Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days late.
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I continue to feel that if math education were better everyone would be really freaked out by this.
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Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach Weinersmith, all rights reserved.
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I may have set back statistics research briefly by asking if anyone on bluesky had a less tautological way to Monte Carlo your way to the solution to 1+1.
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I really need to put together a book on how to disappoint children.
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Just trying to give a vision of utopia.
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Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who suggested the giant worried thing should be a human.
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Ignore the lady and keep loading comics.
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I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the next billion years?
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