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This joke would be offensive to humans, however HA HA HA HA HA
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I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution.
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Let's see if we can make this one more controversial than yesterday's, shall we?
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Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery Author phase, this will be the first thing I work on.
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My comics are probably the most enjoyable non-fiction.
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The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later it turns out the findings don't replicate.
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Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or you're gonna be real sad.
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That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether you like it or not.
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I didn't finish reading the second half of the comic but hopefully it was funny.
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Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human made overseas.
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We could fix the deficit just by requiring all federal employees to be influencers.
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He has a lab coat because he's been swirling Erlenmeyer flasks at the technology lab all day.
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I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and cephalopods in my random life forms. Is this chauvinism?
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I think by 2027 I can get SMBC to be 98% etymology stories.
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Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling a ball successfully over a slightly taller mountain.
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You should've seen what the Gomorrah-ites were up to.
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Can't write anything clever hear because I didn't actually read the whole comic.
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Also every headline in astronomy should lead with Ptolemy Wrong Again.
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pointless
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Robots, however, will live forever and always matter.
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