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Unfortunately the bag, being filled with everything, also contains the fuse to a thermonuclear bomb.

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Turns out my brain is convinced the main species are birds, cephalopods, and fungus.

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You know he's a scientator due to the white labcoat.

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I visualize a bunch of people sighing before they read this, thinking at last SMBC has literally just become a wall of text.

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A chicken can never cross the same road twice.

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It may even insist that it can wonder, but it's all just a modestly convincing illusion.

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The only possible problem is if being crushed in a universe-ending sea of flesh would make it no longer be the best day ever.

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This is really a poem for GenX.

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And a twist of black pepper, Amen.

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A guy on bluesky accidentally read right to left, and it makes the first three panels a lot funnier.

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I think we could increase the number of stem phds just by changing the title from Doctor to Ultimate Grandmaster.

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Just a public note, based on the response so far, that I cannot introduce you to Priscilla.