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Ohh, you meant a romanticized well-behaved child in a permanent state of the kind of wonder actual children achieve three or four times a year.
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Of course the deep concern is that there's a way to elegantly prove the existence of an ugliest possible proof.
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If you mix beer and oatmeal, it's Frat Brose.
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Look it's philosophy. Don't kick the math too hard.
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How come nobody ever prays for sound investment advice?
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Rule of thumb: you're only allowed to give tedious interviews of process if your book is unreadable modern literary fiction about people coming to terms with something or other.
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Shouting BLOOOOOOOD is similarly frustrating.
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Or maybe Queen Elizabeth did it all, especially after she was dead.
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We can also do a 'kid salad' tree with every limb representing a different phenotype!
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Why doesn't he care about this 100th great grandson, living on Alpha Centauri? Is he a bastard?
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Epically would have also worked.
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Playing video games BY DEFINITION uses fewer resources than experiencing reality.
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Later, Satan decides to call in sick on summoning day.
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There's a whole genre of robots taking selfies next to sterilized planets.
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All natural, in the sense of not having been made in a particle accelerator.
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Sometimes the votey panel is funnier than the comic, and it makes me cry.
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The good news is that it'll also increase lottery ticket sales.
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Finally, giving people the long passages from Pope's Iliad they yearn for as punchlines.
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Oh no I can't feel pain! What a nightmare!
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Sadly, later nobody digs up his corpse.
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