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[#] Fri Mar 28 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Terror Bird

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There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.

https://xkcd.com/3069/

[#] Mon Mar 31 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Orogeny

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Most properties can only boast INDOOR heated floors.

https://xkcd.com/3070/

[#] Wed Apr 02 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Decay Chain

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If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.

https://xkcd.com/3071/

[#] Fri Apr 04 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Stargazing 4

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We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.

https://xkcd.com/3072/

[#] Mon Apr 07 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Tariffs

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[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

https://xkcd.com/3073/

[#] Wed Apr 09 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Push Notifications

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NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra!

https://xkcd.com/3074/

[#] Fri Apr 11 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Anachronym Challenge

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I have to pay with paper money.

https://xkcd.com/3075/

[#] Mon Apr 14 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: The Roads Both Taken

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When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.

https://xkcd.com/3076/

[#] Wed Apr 16 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: de Sitter

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Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.

https://xkcd.com/3077/

[#] Fri Apr 18 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Anchor Screws

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The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.

https://xkcd.com/3078/

[#] Mon Apr 21 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Air Fact

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'Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.'

https://xkcd.com/3079/

[#] Wed Apr 23 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Tennis Balls

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After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.

https://xkcd.com/3080/

[#] Fri Apr 25 2025 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: PhD Timeline

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Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.

https://xkcd.com/3081/

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