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[#] Wed Jun 28 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Glass-Topped Table

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You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.

https://xkcd.com/2795/

[#] Mon Jun 26 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Alphabet Notes

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Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!

https://xkcd.com/2794/

[#] Fri Jun 23 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Garden Path Sentence

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Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing

https://xkcd.com/2793/

[#] Wed Jun 21 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Summer Solstice

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Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)

https://xkcd.com/2792/

[#] Fri Jun 30 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Real Estate Analysis

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Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.

https://xkcd.com/2796/

[#] Mon Jul 03 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Actual Progress

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Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?'

https://xkcd.com/2797/

[#] Wed Jul 05 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Room Temperature

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They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.

https://xkcd.com/2798/

[#] Fri Jul 07 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Frankenstein Claim Permutations

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When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.

https://xkcd.com/2799/

[#] Mon Jul 10 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Down

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It's just that I get nervous about heights.

https://xkcd.com/2800/

[#] Wed Jul 12 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Contact Merge

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I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

https://xkcd.com/2801/

[#] Fri Jul 14 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Fireflies

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I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.

https://xkcd.com/2802/

[#] Mon Jul 17 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Geohydrotypography

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The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).

https://xkcd.com/2803/

[#] Wed Jul 19 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Marshmallow

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The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.

https://xkcd.com/2804/

[#] Fri Jul 21 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Global Atmospheric Circulation

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Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.

https://xkcd.com/2805/

[#] Mon Jul 24 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Anti-Vaxxers

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The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.

https://xkcd.com/2806/

[#] Wed Jul 26 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)

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Positive vibes/longitudes only

https://xkcd.com/2807/

[#] Fri Jul 28 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Daytime Firefly

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Mr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!

https://xkcd.com/2808/

[#] Mon Jul 31 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Moon

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I mean, it's pretty, but it doesn't really affect us beyond that. Except that half the nights aren't really dark, and once or twice a day it makes the oceans flood the coasts.

https://xkcd.com/2809/

[#] Wed Aug 02 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: How to Coil a Cable

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The ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.

https://xkcd.com/2810/

[#] Fri Aug 04 2023 04:00:00 UTC from rss <>

Subject: Free Fallin'

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Their crash investigation team had some particularly harsh words for Dave Matthews.

https://xkcd.com/2811/

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