Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ancient times
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And if you had no dog-bites-ass receiver, it was as if summer storm had rainbowed the world, yet passed over your home as you dwelt in twilight and sorrow.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ancient-times
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Did this happen to anyone else or just me?
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Look Mary Roach liked it and what else do you need to know?
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/destiny-3
Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - AAAAAAAAAAA
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Have you tried tuning out all your coping mechanisms and focusing entirely on your unresolvable problems?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaaaaaaaaa
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It's the only Indiana jones that actually takes place in Indiana.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/indiana
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I have this fear that one day an all-powerful AI will be able to examine a statement you made and determine precisely where you got the information and it will be the most shame-filled moment of your life.
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Very sweet review of Bea Wolf from Gene Ambaum, whom I've known since ancient times.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/research
Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Longtermism
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Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Precarious
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She's lucky I didn't stick a bow on.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Determined
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Fortunately they were just drawings and not people.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/determined
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How come nobody ever considers the increased CO2 emissions of causing the trolley to switch tracks?
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Another prestigious publication compelled to say Weinersmith.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/contrived
Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Productivity
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Go easy on the lemon.
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I was either that or Jai Ganticpenis.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eye
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The belly button is the least objectionable one.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/confess
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Froth is evidence that you're still breathing! It's a sign of health!
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stress-2
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For A City on Mars, I read a lot of war theory, and one of the interesting things was how almost everyone stressed immediately that most places and times are peaceful.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/heretic
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I like to think the robot apocalypse won't feel so bad if we really do our best to earn it.
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PSSST. Hey NYC, it's gonna get pretty dorky.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/threshold
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The deepest cut is when he pets his cat, raised from kittenhood for 10 years, and nothing happens.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Multiverse
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The reverse middle finger in the last panel is the deepest cut.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/multiverse-3
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So you'll eat a chicken that does this but you won't marry a HUMAN BEING who does? That's called hypocrisy.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dust
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People who say microeconomics isn't useful in real life are simply not being creative enough.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mechanism
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The total effacement of selfhood is bad but the corn is *very* sweet.
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