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This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?

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Toot toot! Go the trumpets!

Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here.

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He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.

BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon!

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I too commit the fundamental attribution error!

Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking forward to a day when it is not incumbent on me to be annoying about this stuff!

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Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?

Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only.

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We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.

Tickets here.

More info here.

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Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor.

I've spent the last month promoting stuff here, so this is just a reminder to you that it's just me over here and I hate having to promote products. Please enjoy the comics and feel free to ignore everything else. <3 Zach

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I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.

We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more shelf-space, which is rare for giant pop sci tomes. If you want a signed copy, or a copy of Bea Wolf signed, you can get them at no extra charge at my favorite local shop, HelloComics.

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God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.

Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther Redhouse-White.

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If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.

Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK.

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When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.

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St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.

Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking to the page.

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We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.

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The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.

Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For those who missed the book tour, you can still get signed copies here.

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Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.

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I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.

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I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere.

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Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?

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By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.

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This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.