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Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.

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The Queen frowns upon vacation days.

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The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.

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Suddenly regretting that the paw isn't throwing the goat in the last panel.

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We too have our seasons, Frosty.

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I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away.

Whew! Finally back on my update schedule. ICYMI a couple nice reviews have come in for the new book, and some glorious nerds built a wikipedia page for it.

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The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.

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Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?

Another ruinously flattering review.

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The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.

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Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.

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The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens.

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Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'

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Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.

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As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.

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Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.

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I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.

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Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!

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Really this caption can work for any comic.

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Now eat your goals of green thing!

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If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof.