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Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.
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But if you got this early on patreon, you could watch me squirm when my parents commented that it was funny.
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Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.
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Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.
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Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's dram consortium on what they mean by 15 this year, and...
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Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.
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Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.
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Let's fight about it.
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Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?
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You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.
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The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.
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The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.
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The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.
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OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.
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Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious.
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Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!
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Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.
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This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.
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A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.
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