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Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
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Later this turns out to be foreplay.
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Later, he gets a bill anyway.
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We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
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The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
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Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
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Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
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Ants find this comic exceptionally funny.
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Guarantee you AI won't sit around moping around the nature of qualitative experience - it's just gonna murder your ass.
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I'm unreasonably amused by the phrase 'I'm winning ethics!'
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Just in time for Easter.
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Okay, occasionally they are autobiographical.
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This caption works for most comics, and makes them a lot nicer.
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I'll be at CulpeperCon today, if you're in central Virginia and want to say hi.
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The real mystery is whether the last panel is right before or right after.
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I'm not saying I'm into sea-cows, I'm saying *if I were an elephant seal* I would be. Don't act weirded out.
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Wow, uncle murdered your Dad and now you've killed your friends and family? That's a real bump in the ol' bowling alley, Hamlet.
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This is a complete theory of law, no exceptions, don't email me.
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Who is kind - he that kicketh a man in the balls for no reason, or he that doeth not?
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I believe if we get a fog machine and some cleverly placed sheets we can have some sort of sex.
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