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I think I finally hit a completely new theodicy. If I can draw this out to 200 pages, I could get a divinity degree.
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There's a newish Parfit biography out Edmonds that is excellent.
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Don't blame us - you're the one watching.
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Genuinely ashamed how much time was wasted on this.
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On the other hand, when Jesus wanted to do a breakup he just became dead for a few days.
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I hope, dear readers, that I have fecked many of you.
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Is this the most or least pessimistic comic yet?
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hands Down

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Wings would also be acceptable, as would a thousand gibbering eyes.
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If he'd been Steve Hitler, there'd be no Steve now. Deep thoughts.
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Just gently closing the door on ever giving a TED talk there. Very nice.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consequent

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How did it become ethics month at SMBC?
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Sometimes I save a rant for 10 years and finally decide it's not a thinkpiece, it's a stupid joke.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Consciousness

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Did you find it?
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Just to be clear, there's no penis-nose in the actual comic strip. This is a lesson for the 99.4% of you who don't read the blog.
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Quick thankyou to patreon subscriber/friend Dave Luebke for making this joke more legible.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - (Mathematics)

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Come on Depths of Wikipedia, where's your topological Pair of Pants post?
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Look he's not good at backgrounds but he's trying. Give him a hug.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Experience

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The weird part is that the second panel is a fantasy too.
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Hope the socks and sandals don't make this NSFW for you.
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The part of the impression that gets the most laughs is when the robot imitates living an entire life pursuing other people's dreams.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Vidjagames

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First Person Murder Spree VII was the high watermark, of course.
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