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I was actually screaming in agony, but now that you mention it they are lovely.

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You ever imagine trying to convince an alien that there's a huge difference between various food traditions?

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I've been doing this for 20 years now and it feels good to come clean.

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Let's get unresolved ALL NIGHT LONG.

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I was once at a table of British people and asked why they mispronounce Latte even though they usually pronounce continental languages better than Americans, and they immediately agreed, without conferring, that it was to stick it to the Italians.

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You ever imagine how you'd feel if there were constant fights between anonymous well-armed vigilante factions. Eventually everyone would just move to the suburbs.

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Pro Wrestling is the most realistic form of entertainment, in that nothing means anything, but everyone still gets hurt.

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No please no emails about how this technically works in canon.

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Every time I walk into the woods I like to think about the millions of creatures currently being killed for food.

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Depending on which AI becomes skynet you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions.

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Scene taken from my forthcoming erotic replicant pirate romance series.

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I think you could write a pretty good comedy novel about Lamarckian evolution, e.g. where parents find out about a secret tattoo when Junior is born with it.

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We need an arc of History that smashes BOOM right into Justice.

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You're in pillar of salt territory here, bro.

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Employees at the gestation facility appreciate having easy access to the park.

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The consciousness debate is there in case we get tired of that one.

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In running out of the room, he falls down some stairs and never stops falling.

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This is why artists and mathematicians were ahead of the curve on madness. You are all us now.

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Wishing I had just taken this job instead of joking about it.

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Trying to write more realistic dialog these days.