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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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I wonder how many miracles get boring if you just grant god an extra dimension?
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The guy opens a coat to reveal respectable employment with opportunity for promotion.
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AM I RIGHT?!
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I do check to see what became of the PLiF guys every six months or so.
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I read a lot of Perry Bible Fellowship, desperately afraid that somewhere I'd amnesia-stolen this script.
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Disappointed with myself that I haven't don't a creationism joke in years. Six years is like 0.1 percent of the past.
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I propose that we consider AI sentient when you feed it this comic and it is disappointed in you.
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10 points to anyone who gets a paper published containing the term sack-blast.
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I mean have you ever TRIED taking up arms against a sea? You just end up looking stupid.
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Really you start to wonder about all those pale blonde princesses in storybooks.
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Dangle-balls is copyright SMBC Industries, All Rights Reserved
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Or the simulators, insanely, think we'd rather have a life of striving together.
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