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I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.
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Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.
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Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.
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It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.
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Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.
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Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.
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Beer goggles were also cheaper.
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He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.
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Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!
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Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.
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I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?
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I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.
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Well I'm pushing back 10 years the date my kids get to read these.
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I feel like more comics need to use the word salience.
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As I post this, I'm suddenly worried Kris Wilson did it years ago, and if he did well fuck him for putting me in this terrible position.
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Later she's forced against her will to take care of her physical and mental wellbeing.
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After 10 minutes of DuoLingo, my daughter and I were able to have entire conversations in Greek just by inflecting the word karoto.
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Minds
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Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
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