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Rar.
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The good news is that it's the default setting for all universes that come after this one.
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I know the hatemail is coming, but I can't tell from whom...
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You would just watch your friends jump off a cliff and do NOTHING?
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Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.
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If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.
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Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.
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Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.
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There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!
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Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.
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Nice review of our space book in WSJ.
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Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT
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Article by me and Kelly, featuring macroeconomics, history, and cows on Mars.
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I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!
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Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.
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This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin.
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Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.
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Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.
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The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.
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You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.
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Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.
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Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger.
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Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?
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