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It's uniforms all the way down, man.
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Inaccurate
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Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.
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I'm just saying it's a valid concern.
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No idea why but A City on Mars is deeply discounted today on Amazon.
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Let this strip-club ghost joke convince you that I don't plan for holiday comics.
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You can also cast subways and dig them up!
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Why do people keep choosing autonomy over animal pleasure in movies?! It makes no sense!
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Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Philospohy
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Where it gets really weird is when people start saying they're pretty sure they know how all of history works.
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Cool article we contributed to for NYT.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/philospohy
Subject: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ontological
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That than which is a perfectly acceptable English language construction, deal with it.
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Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?
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Godel proved you can't prove anything. Don't think about it too hard.
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Happy New Year,
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Just because a few people on Patreon asked - this is the end of this individual comic. SMBC will persist long enough to be taken over by the AI who killed us all.
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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.
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Oh God, is it 2024? And I'm still doing these
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Later she experiences true oneness when she's asked to change it by one boss, then to put it back the other way by another boss.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lightness
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This isn't quite on the level of the time Hemingway said 'Fuck literature' but it *is* more out-of-context.
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Usually you can't trace your line of thought on a joke, but this is one is firmly at the intersection of listening to a sentimental podcast during the same period in which I was reading a few Karl Popper books.
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Does Santa exist? No, I have killed him.
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Hey, wanna see me talking space settlements with the Planetary Society?
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/existence-2
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The next smbc kickstarter will be for ass-lightning.
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She sells printer ink cheaper than anyone, but you DO NOT ASK HOW.
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The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
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He's also an intolerancesexual, which to his delight, they refuse do tolerate.
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Lovely long review of A City on Mars here, by Cory Doctorow.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/accept