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The really creepy part is the tower is its cloaca.
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According to patreon I already did this? Sparrows in moonlight.
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There should be an ipad news app that just shouts the news in handwritten letters.
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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The worst part is knowing that your great grandchildren will find the mutation sexy.
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In The Matrix, people need a fake paradise, but most humans would do it for about 1 percent of that.
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Someone told me they could only do 2 weeks of SMBC in a single sitting before feeling sad and needing a walk.
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