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Look it's the only test with no false negatives.
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When you add in the Stalin potential it gets really dicey.
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The silver lining is due to cesium contamination.
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Writing a book to convince a child they're special is like writing a book to convince a fish it can swim.
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You won't experience the ice cream in the powerful, meaningful way that I would, but you'll have a great big smile and it'll be so dear.
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You can also be consistent by saying 'Ah, but that was on a Tuesday, which is different.'
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A little Adderall wouldn't hurt either.
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Ten points if you try this. Fifteen if it ruins your relationship. Sixteen if it ruins your life.
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